1 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:14,520 He senses this, William. That noise offends my delicate ears. 2 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,420 Correction. It is not noise. 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,440 It is the music of her spears. 4 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:22,140 Hold your tongue, you silly goose. It's quite obvious you were never programmed 5 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:23,240 for music appreciation. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,920 Well, it does have a nice beat to it, Dr. Smith. 7 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:27,099 Beat, indeed. 8 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,900 Noise is noise, not music. 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,820 The next thing I know, you two will be turning this place into the galaxy of 10 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:34,360 Google or some such nonsense. 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,960 Now, either turn it off or tune into another star cluster that's more 12 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:54,050 I'd say you weren't programmed for music appreciation either, Dr. Smith. 13 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:55,189 It's not music. 14 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:59,570 It sounds like... I'm not altogether sure what it sounds like. 15 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:01,210 What do you think it is? 16 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:05,730 I compute it to be a complex communication form based on metric 17 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:07,390 units. I knew it. 18 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,970 Somebody is trying to contact us. Quickly, William. Let's go to the 19 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,530 translator so we can hear all their things. 20 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:27,530 Yes, yes. Can you hear us? Maybe we shouldn't, Dr. Smith. You know what Dad 21 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:28,750 about contacting aliens. 22 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:31,030 Let's just pretend we didn't hear them. 23 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:34,470 Really, William, what kind of space explorer are you? 24 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:37,650 Who knows what wonders they may have to share with us. 25 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:41,710 If Marco Polo had been as timid as you, the world would never have learned about 26 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,590 chop suey and fortune cookies. 27 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,270 Hello, 28 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:49,210 out there. This is the spaceship Jupiter II. 29 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:51,070 Attention. 30 00:01:55,390 --> 00:02:00,770 We use the basic English alphabet, 26 letters, 5 vowels, 21 consonants. 31 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,980 Greetings, spaceship Jupiter II. 32 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:33,260 This is interspace probe XL73 of the Xenian galaxy. 33 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:35,980 We have urgent need of medical assistance. 34 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:37,920 Is there a doctor aboard your ship? 35 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,080 Someone there must be awfully sick. 36 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,660 Well, there's nothing we can do about it. 37 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,860 Repeat, is there a doctor aboard your ship? 38 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,119 Turn it off. 39 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:51,120 There will be riches beyond measure for anyone who comes to our aid. 40 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:52,620 Riches? 41 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:55,990 Dr. Smith, you can't. You're not a real medical doctor. 42 00:02:56,210 --> 00:03:00,690 Indeed, I am a doctor of intergalactic environmental psychology. You are a 43 00:03:00,690 --> 00:03:02,670 quack. What? A quack. 44 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,950 How dare you? You are not an accredited doctor of medicine. You are a... 45 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:07,950 Silence! 46 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:10,290 I heard you the first time. 47 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,490 But you're quite right. 48 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:15,670 Though I might be able to help those poor unfortunate, I wouldn't dream of 49 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:16,730 flying under false colors. 50 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:21,130 Even though there might be some small monetary compensation for myself. 51 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:24,970 But enough of this. Some unknown creature's trials and tribulations are 52 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,010 concern to us. 53 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:30,810 Tomorrow we shall wake up a thousand light -years from here with a whole new 54 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,530 galaxy before us. 55 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:36,550 Oh, dear, oh, dear, I'm completely exhausted. I think we should all have a 56 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,209 little rest. 57 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,670 But, Doctor... Come along, will you? It's surely past your bedtime. 58 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,530 Doctor Smith, it's still early! 59 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:43,090 Answer, my boy, we need to rest. 60 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:45,550 Well, what are you waiting for? Press button. 61 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,060 Off. In. 62 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:37,620 Out. Number one, two, three, four. Oh, good heavens, it's very complicated. I 63 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:38,620 shall never manage it. 64 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:46,460 Dr. Smith. 65 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,040 What do you want here? 66 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,900 I detest new being begun. 67 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:53,920 You are off limits. No one is allowed here except Professor Robinson and the 68 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,980 Major. It's not off limits to me. 69 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,940 I have every right to come here for a bit of privacy any time I so desire. 70 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,980 You didn't come here just for privacy. You are planning to descend to the 71 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:04,879 space probe. 72 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,720 Indeed. And if I am, I certainly have no intention of answering to you, you 73 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:13,200 bellicose bumpkin. You have no human compassion like the rest of us. You 74 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,920 know how much joy it would give me if I could in some way help those poor 75 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:17,920 unfortunate creatures. 76 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,140 My sensors indicate you are motivated by monetary gain. 77 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:23,380 That is a lie. 78 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:26,680 I am a good Samaritan on an errand of mercy. 79 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,020 Now kindly stand aside and allow me to proceed. 80 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:31,470 No, I compute danger. You cannot go there. 81 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:33,950 But I must think of all the riches. 82 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:37,070 Think of all the good I could do there. 83 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:39,470 Repeat, I compute danger. 84 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:42,290 There's no danger. There are just people who need me. 85 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:44,370 Now be out of my way, you lily -lipped lump! 86 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,930 My sensors compute danger. We must turn back. 87 00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:23,210 Noctus, you're on a mission of mercy. 88 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,770 How lovely. They're coming to meet us. 89 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:38,230 Aren't they getting a bit too close for comfort? 90 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:42,010 Danger. We are on a collision course. 91 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:45,030 But don't just stand there. Do something. Save us. 92 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:46,710 It is too late. 93 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:51,050 They have a magnetic ray beaming on us. We cannot escape its power. 94 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,250 Don't let us crash. 95 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:56,970 Oh, no, no, we can't crash. I'm too young to die like this. 96 00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:59,470 I don't look. It will go away. 97 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,340 immediately. We are in danger. 98 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,560 Never fear. Smith is here. 99 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:26,660 You said we were in danger before. 100 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,720 Just see what a lovely landing we've made. 101 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,240 Come along, you cowardly clump. 102 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,030 I think after all that talk on the radio, they'd have someone here to meet 103 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:02,550 My sensors compute danger. 104 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,250 We should return to the Jupiter II at once. 105 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:07,670 It appears that we no longer have a choice. 106 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:11,530 So you will have to stay here with me and observe as I perform medical 107 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,500 open at 764. 108 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,280 This is 1220. 109 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:45,940 How do you do? 110 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,100 I am Dr. Zachary Smith, and this is my male nurse. 111 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:53,200 Welcome, Dr. Smith. 112 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,960 You understand, of course, that I don't, as a rule, make house calls. 113 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,660 But I realize this must be an emergency. 114 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,760 Oh, yes, it is. This way, please. One moment, sir. 115 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,100 What, may I ask, is the nature of the ailment that the patient is suffering 116 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,360 from? You are a doctor. You will see that for yourself. 117 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,160 Now, come quickly, please. Another moment, sir. 118 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:21,220 I know it might appear unseemly to inject a commercial note into the 119 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,220 at this point. 120 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,700 But you did say that my payment would be something quite valuable. 121 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,200 Just how valuable is your life? 122 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:36,500 If our leader dies, your time will also be ended. 123 00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,670 Your leader? I don't quite understand. 124 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:44,250 Our leader is the patient you will perform brain surgery on. 125 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:46,190 Brain surgery? 126 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,710 Of the most delicate kind. 127 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,390 Now we must hurry before it is too late. 128 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:52,730 No, stop. 129 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:55,810 Dr. Smith cannot operate. He is not a doctor. 130 00:10:56,310 --> 00:11:00,170 But you yourself called him doctor. He is not a member of the medical 131 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,710 profession. It is just an honorary title. 132 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,010 Honorary title indeed. 133 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:10,250 I happen to be a full -blown doctor of intergalactic environmental psychology. 134 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,150 Then it is settled. 135 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,250 You will operate on our leader. 136 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:19,270 But... Yes, sir. 137 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:34,080 Search every inch of the ship. No sign of Dr. Smith or the Romani. Well, where 138 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:34,859 could they have gone? 139 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,700 Well, we were hoping Smith might have fallen overboard. 140 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:38,600 Then we discovered the space pod was gone. 141 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:42,440 I think I know what happened to them. What? Well, last night we were listening 142 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,440 to space music. 143 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,920 Space music? 144 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,080 Well, that's what the robot calls electromagnetic space static. 145 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,660 And it does sound kind of like music. So we were all listening to it. 146 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,880 Just a moment, son. 147 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,200 What's all this got to do with their being missing? 148 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,880 Well, you see, then Dr. Smith heard this call for help. 149 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,380 So I guess he and the robot went off to help them. 150 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,900 Smith went off to help someone? 151 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,040 Well, it sounded like they were offering a big reward. 152 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,940 Smith went off to help someone. 153 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,860 This call for help, did they say where it came from? 154 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,840 They said they were from the Xenian Galaxy. 155 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:14,840 Let's take a look at the chart here. 156 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,520 Xenian Galaxy. 157 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,880 Yeah, here it is. 158 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:22,520 It was on our course, all right. 159 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,400 We must have passed through it during the night. 160 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:29,060 Well, I estimate it'll take about six and a half hours to return there. 161 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:30,420 Do we have to? 162 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,480 Oh, darn. 163 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:35,880 Well, I don't think it would be fair to the robot to leave him stranded with Dr. 164 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,060 Smith, do you? 165 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:42,800 All right, we'll plan a course at 843 .16. 166 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,720 And, as you can see, the operation must take place immediately if our leader is 167 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,519 to survive. 168 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,220 But I can't operate on anyone. 169 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,570 You will be well paid, we have promised you that. 170 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:03,810 But I can't. 171 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:06,790 I faint at sight of blood. 172 00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:13,230 Time is running out for you, Dr. Smith. If our leader dies, so do you. 173 00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:14,730 Oh, no. 174 00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:16,690 You will prepare yourself to operate immediately. 175 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:18,150 Scrub up. 176 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,190 Scrub up. 177 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:54,590 My dear friend, my bosom companion, you must help me. 178 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:56,210 How can I help you? 179 00:13:56,430 --> 00:14:01,270 You're a full -fledged doctor of intergalactic environmental psychology, 180 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,410 am just a plain, ordinary male nurse. 181 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:05,890 Oh, you're not plain. The Jupiter II is returning. 182 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:07,490 You see? 183 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:10,010 They're coming back. I knew they wouldn't desert me. 184 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:14,350 Compute their probable approach and have them met with appropriate action. We 185 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,970 can't have anyone interfering with the delicate operation that Dr. Smith has to 186 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:17,970 perform. 187 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,110 Are you ready to operate, Doctor? 188 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:23,730 But I... 189 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:35,030 Take 190 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,030 him to his patient. 191 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,330 At least you looked the part. 192 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:44,870 It's all your fault, you treasonous tyrant. Just you wait! 193 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,200 Xenian galaxy. 194 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,720 Shouldn't be too long now. 195 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,860 Well, how are we ever going to find them? 196 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:05,080 Well, our ionic beam locator should be able to pick up the space past frequency 197 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,320 register. John, quick. 198 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,560 What? I don't know, but we're picking up something dead ahead. 199 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,960 Is that a star cluster? 200 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,360 No. Planet? Not quite as big, but almost. 201 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:19,580 Look. 202 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,940 Well, we won't have to find that Xenian space probe. 203 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,500 They've already found us. 204 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,660 Look how big it is. I've never seen a spaceship that big in my life. 205 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,960 All right, not too close, Don. I want a good look before we make contact. 206 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,340 This is the Earth ship Jupiter II. Come in if you read me. 207 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:41,280 Xenian space probe, answer immediately if you read me. 208 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,680 Take evasive action. 209 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,079 There's no use. 210 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,080 There's no response. 211 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,440 The controls aren't working. 212 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,700 They're beaming a magnetic ray at us. It's pulling us towards the... 213 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040 That's just rough. 214 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,140 John, you really need the gun. 215 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:43,100 From what Will said, the robot and Dr. Smith are in there of their own accord. 216 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,560 Maybe they are, but we're not. 217 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,500 After we leave, keep the hatches and the doors locked. Don't open to anyone but 218 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,900 us. Can't I go with you? 219 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,240 No, Sam, you stay here. 220 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,840 Take care. 221 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,220 There's the space pod. 222 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:17,860 Seems peaceful enough. 223 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,260 All right, we'll search in a circular pattern. 224 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,239 We're lucky. 225 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,300 Dr. Smith will stay last. 226 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,410 They've got us cut off. 227 00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:06,030 We've got a chance of getting back to Jupiter. 228 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,230 Don, get away. Drop your weapon. 229 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160 We've come in peace. 230 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,260 So I see. 231 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,520 We were just trying to defend ourselves. 232 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:45,500 Two of our crew members are missing. We have reason to believe that they're 233 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,500 aboard this space probe. 234 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,160 Dr. Smith and his aide are here. 235 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,900 If you'll turn them over to us, we'll be gone. 236 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,280 That is impossible. 237 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,280 Dr. Smith should be in the operating room by now. 238 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,479 The operating room? 239 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,700 He is operating on our most noble and exalted leader. 240 00:19:58,980 --> 00:19:59,980 You've got to be kidding. 241 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,640 You doubt our leader's qualities? 242 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,200 No, I mean about Dr. Smith. He couldn't cut an overgrown toenail, let alone 243 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200 operate on anyone. 244 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:07,510 For your sakes. 245 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,590 I hope you are mistaken. 246 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,529 Oh, please. 247 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:24,210 You can't make me go through with this. You are a doctor. You will save our 248 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,210 leader's life. 249 00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:47,510 I seem to be too late. 250 00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:02,970 I'm definitely too late. 251 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,950 What is this? 252 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,290 Not there, but here. 253 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,000 Our noble leader. 254 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,600 A very precious life you will save. 255 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:35,160 My dear sir, that is a machine. 256 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,760 This is a machine, and far more accurate, let me tell you. I happen to 257 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,520 -fledged doctor of intergalactic environmental psychology, and I do not 258 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,520 on machines. 259 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,520 It is not just a machine, but the greatest brain in the universe. 260 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,220 Our great leader bids you welcome. 261 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,560 He is pleased that you have come to help. 262 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,380 But I can't do it. 263 00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:01,820 I've been telling you that I cannot do it. Don't you realize the great task 264 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:02,820 has been put into your hands? 265 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,060 All the knowledge of the universe is in our great leader's brain. 266 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,760 With that great store of knowledge to lead us. 267 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:14,160 No force in the universe can stand in our way. All will fall before us. 268 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:19,740 Don't you have any idea of the enormous power within your grasp as 269 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:24,000 personal physician to the ruler of the universe? 270 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,280 You spoke of a desire for riches. 271 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:32,540 What treasure in the universe could not be yours once we rule? 272 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:37,200 Personal physician to the ruler of the universe. 273 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,180 I will have to think it over. 274 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:41,980 I'll do it. 275 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Good. 276 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:55,540 But I said I would do it. 277 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,440 How very odd. 278 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,280 the premise, isn't he? 279 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,020 Now you see why we will be invincible. 280 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:28,040 Our leader's heart is our heart. 281 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:32,540 And once it is sound again, nothing can ever stop our time span. 282 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,520 Now we have no time to lose. 283 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:38,880 If our leader's time span ends, all life here will also die. 284 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,420 You must operate immediately. 285 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,800 These are your instruments. 286 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,560 My instruments? 287 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,840 Of course. 288 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,460 I'm behind bars with the rest of us, you tin -plated traitor. 289 00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:33,500 I cannot help it if they made me a trustee. But why do they allow you to 290 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,100 around free and keep us locked up in here? 291 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,880 Because I am a machine. 292 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,800 And machines are trustworthy. 293 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:40,460 Professor, 294 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,600 you must get us out of here. 295 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:45,000 They'll destroy me if I don't operate on their leader. 296 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,020 If you hadn't told them you were a doctor, none of us would be in this 297 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:54,740 But I was doing an errand of mercy. 298 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,820 Yes, well mentioned. 299 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,100 Treasure they offered you? 300 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,460 Nothing of the kind. I was just doing my duty as a doctor. Dr. R. Smith, we all 301 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,460 know you're nothing but a fraud. 302 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,860 Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major. Even if I were the greatest surgeon in 303 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,040 galaxies, I couldn't help their leader. 304 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,380 He's beyond help. No, he is not. 305 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:15,660 Their leader is very sick, but he could be saved. He is suffering from a worn 306 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:20,800 -out mechanism, complicated by twisted electronic rotors and eroded 307 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,780 counterweights. That sounds like a very professional diagnosis. 308 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:29,440 I was programmed in pre -med courses for two semesters at the Institute of 309 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,020 Cybernetics. I was first in my class. 310 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:37,320 But then I decided I was more interested in space exploration and changed my 311 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,320 major subject. 312 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,360 Good heavens, a medical school dropout. 313 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:49,660 But I still learned more than enough to operate on their leader, if I wanted to. 314 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,540 You must save him, my dear friend. 315 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,420 They'll spare us if you do. 316 00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,760 Please say that you'll do it. 317 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,180 Now we will try once again. 318 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,400 No, I tell you, I will not operate. 319 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,500 Must you can save his life? 320 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:21,340 No, if he lives, you will use his great brain for your evil plans. I will not 321 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:24,880 let you cause death and destruction throughout the universe in your war of 322 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,240 conquest. We can force you to operate. 323 00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:29,930 You cannot force me to do something I know is wrong. 324 00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:45,070 There must be someone whose safety he values above all else. If we had that 325 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:48,590 person in our power, the robot would do whatever we want him to. 326 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:55,130 Use the personality indicator. 327 00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:05,690 The indicator will reveal which one of your party is closest to you. 328 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:20,150 Did we get a good reading? We will soon know. 329 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:33,490 do not call out. 330 00:30:33,650 --> 00:30:35,890 You will only endanger the others on this ship if you do. 331 00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:37,470 Who are you? 332 00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:42,270 Yes, that's a good question. Who are you? What are you doing here? 333 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:47,310 It's all very easy to explain. 334 00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:52,110 You see, originally we come from the planet Altair Crucis to... 335 00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:22,750 Instead of bending time back. 336 00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:29,970 Now, will you come peacefully with us or do we have to destroy everyone aboard 337 00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:30,970 this ship? 338 00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:32,530 Where are you going to take me? 339 00:31:32,830 --> 00:31:33,910 You will be among friends. 340 00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:37,650 In fact, they're waiting for you right now. 341 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,110 I guess I don't have a choice. 342 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:55,360 You haven't said where you're taking me. You will not be harmed. 343 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:58,240 You're smaller than the others. What is your time span? 344 00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,960 I don't know. 345 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,099 What's yours? 346 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:03,220 Mine is 12 .2 .0. 347 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,420 I was constructed in the second day of the twelfth year of our leader's rule. 348 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,960 Oh, you mean how old am I? 349 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:11,580 But here no one is old or young. 350 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,100 Our whole society is based upon that principle. 351 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,420 Time is not something to be measured. 352 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,940 It is merely something to be used. 353 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:20,460 But that's impossible. 354 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:24,810 Time is something that... It just passes, you know. Not if you've learned 355 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,130 secrets as our leader has. 356 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:30,570 We control time, and through it we will control the universe. 357 00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:34,630 Do you really believe that? It is only a matter of time. 358 00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:36,410 Enough of this. 359 00:32:36,730 --> 00:32:38,170 Our leader waits. Move on. 360 00:32:46,690 --> 00:32:47,690 Robot! 361 00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,670 Are you all right? What are you doing here, Will Robinson? 362 00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:55,110 You must leave at once. No one is leaving here until after you've operated 363 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:56,049 our leader. 364 00:32:56,050 --> 00:33:00,430 I cannot do it. It goes against all my programming to aid your plan of 365 00:33:00,990 --> 00:33:03,670 1220, destroy the boy first and then the other. 366 00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:08,190 Wait. If I save your leader, you promise you will let us all go free? 367 00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:13,450 The minute our great leader's time span is secure, you are all free to go. 368 00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:14,790 You have lied before. 369 00:33:15,190 --> 00:33:18,970 How do I know you are telling the truth now? Don't listen to him, robot. He'll 370 00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:20,350 say anything to get you to operate. 371 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,080 No choice. 372 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:25,980 Prepare the patient. 373 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:27,760 I will operate. 374 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,240 I don't know, Robot. 375 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,540 He seems pretty far gone to me. I don't think even you can save him. My 376 00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:49,040 programmers at medical school had great hopes for me. 377 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:53,770 If I can just reactivate my tapes to all that they've taught me, there is a 378 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,090 chance I can pull him through. 379 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:57,290 Is there anything I can do to help? 380 00:33:57,530 --> 00:33:59,810 No. You should leave the operating room now. 381 00:34:00,090 --> 00:34:04,070 The sight of broken strings and leaking oil is only for strong stomachs. 382 00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:05,990 Okay, whatever you say. 383 00:34:07,330 --> 00:34:08,330 Good luck, robot. 384 00:34:08,469 --> 00:34:09,550 Thank you, Will Robinson. 385 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,030 Dangerous operation. 386 00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:29,370 But I will try my best. 387 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:43,870 It's taking so long. 388 00:34:44,110 --> 00:34:45,810 Been in that operating room for hours now. 389 00:34:46,130 --> 00:34:47,469 Those dreadful creatures. 390 00:34:47,770 --> 00:34:49,270 They'll kill us all. I know they will. 391 00:34:49,570 --> 00:34:53,750 The robot said he was a top student in medical school. If anyone can save him, 392 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:54,438 he can. 393 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,520 What terrible irony. 394 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:59,660 Our fate in the hands of that mediocre medical misfit. 395 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:02,900 At least the robot had two years at pre -med school, Smith. You haven't even had 396 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,780 that. For once in his life, Smith's right. 397 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:08,340 We just can't hang around here and wait and see how that operation turns out. 398 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,420 We're not going to just walk out of here. That's for sure. 399 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:14,560 Iron bars do not a prison make for some such drivel. 400 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,600 You do have a plan, don't you? 401 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:19,740 No, not really. 402 00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:23,120 Iron bars do a prison make. 403 00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:27,570 I notice they just have one guard out there. 404 00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:31,810 Now, somehow, if we could get them in here, then fake them out... Yeah, that's 405 00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:32,810 real long shot. 406 00:35:33,070 --> 00:35:34,450 I guess it's the only chance we've got. 407 00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:36,230 Come here. 408 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:46,550 Hurry, hurry. We'll all be killed if they catch us. Quiet, Smith. 409 00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:48,690 We'll have his leg off in a minute. Oh, dear. 410 00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:17,830 Everyone know what they have to do. Yes, sir. 411 00:36:18,450 --> 00:36:21,550 Smith, I don't know why you insist upon including me in all this violent 412 00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:25,750 nonsense. I find forth more gentle forms of persuasion. All right, have it your 413 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,630 way. But we're breaking out of here. 414 00:36:27,850 --> 00:36:30,990 You can stay locked in this cell. Then try your gentle forms of persuasion to 415 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:32,410 get yourself out. You wouldn't dare. 416 00:36:32,930 --> 00:36:33,930 Put her to a vote. 417 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:35,830 Let's say leave him here. That won't be necessary. 418 00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:37,310 I didn't say I wouldn't help. 419 00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:41,430 Zachary Smith is always ready to help his dear companions when they get 420 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:43,630 themselves clumsily into terrible situations. 421 00:36:44,190 --> 00:36:45,190 He's coming! 422 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,240 Must I? Yes, and now. 423 00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:01,200 He's got space flag. 424 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:04,600 He's not treated fast. It could spread all over the ship. He needs treatment. 425 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,600 He's got the flag. 426 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,300 There's nothing more we can do. 427 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,200 Wait. I just remembered. 428 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,440 I saw them do it before they took me from the Jupiter. 429 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:45,220 It might work. 430 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,240 We've got to get him up first. 431 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,460 Dr. Smith, hold it. Is everyone okay? John, lift up. 432 00:38:33,390 --> 00:38:35,070 The last thing I remember was the blast of that ray gun. 433 00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:37,610 I'm surprised it didn't do me in for good. 434 00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:38,890 Yeah, I know. 435 00:38:38,930 --> 00:38:41,870 Well, you can thank Will, but it didn't. These aliens seem to have affected some 436 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:43,090 kind of a time warp mechanism. 437 00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:44,770 You mean to get Ben time? 438 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,310 Apparently, and move it backward. 439 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,590 Listen, you're still breathing. You'd better believe it. 440 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,470 I think we should get out of here while we still can. 441 00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:51,710 All right, come on. 442 00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:01,110 Aren't you coming, Dr. Smith? 443 00:39:01,430 --> 00:39:02,430 In a moment, will you? 444 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,660 The first time I figured this out. 445 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:04,940 Figured what out? 446 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,180 This, William. 447 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,080 Do you remember when they first made radio contact with us? They offered me a 448 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,080 priceless treasure. 449 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,600 But I understand it all now. They meant me to have this. 450 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,000 The secret of time. 451 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:18,660 Well, come on. 452 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,280 Run along, William. I'll join you in a moment. 453 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:21,540 Okay. 454 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:30,000 To be able to control time. 455 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,460 I know the winner of every race before it's run. I'll know which stocks are 456 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,860 going up, which ones are going down. 457 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:40,000 I'll know everything before it happens. 458 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,220 How lovely. 459 00:40:03,950 --> 00:40:05,750 to make it back to the Jupiter II. The robot! 460 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:07,050 John, look out! 461 00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:18,710 You did it, robot! You saved his life! 462 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,150 Shh! 463 00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:21,450 No noise, please. 464 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:26,130 It was a very difficult operation, but fortunately, my medical skill was equal 465 00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:27,130 to the task. 466 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:33,990 telling you what a truly wonderful doctor I am. 467 00:40:34,210 --> 00:40:36,430 Well, you're not going to get a big head now, are you? 468 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:38,430 Glass does not change size. 469 00:40:38,810 --> 00:40:41,330 You know what I mean. One Dr. Smith is enough. 470 00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:43,470 Dr. Smith is a quack. 471 00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:47,570 I have had two years of intensive programming at one of the best medical 472 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:48,570 in the galaxy. 473 00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:50,310 Well, we'll talk about that later. 474 00:40:50,590 --> 00:40:53,070 Right now, we've got to get out of here and help Dad and the others. 475 00:40:53,330 --> 00:40:54,330 Leave here? 476 00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:58,010 Impossible. Well, come on. Let's get out of here while we still can. 477 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,760 upsetting my patient. You will have to leave now. 478 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,140 Maybe you shouldn't have helped him in the first place. Maybe he was just too 479 00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:10,140 evil to be saved. 480 00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:11,840 That was all in the past. 481 00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:14,740 His close brush with death has taught him new values. 482 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,760 He is a new brain. 483 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,100 That's what you think. 484 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:20,340 He still controls those androids, doesn't he? 485 00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:23,460 Right now, they're trying to kill Dad, Don, and Dr. Smith. 486 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,060 Impossible. Well, if you don't believe me, just ask him. You'll see. 487 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:37,810 Come on, they're right behind us, son. Let's go. Yeah, the robot doesn't want 488 00:41:37,810 --> 00:41:39,770 leave. There's no time to argue. Come on. 489 00:41:40,090 --> 00:41:41,090 Come in. 490 00:42:19,779 --> 00:42:21,200 Professor, you must help me. 491 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,240 William, we've always been friends. 492 00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:25,220 Please tell them to help me. 493 00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:28,520 I'm too old to be nine years old. 494 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,660 Is that really you, Dr. Smith? 495 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:36,300 Yes, what's left of me. You used that time device, didn't you? Whatever makes 496 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,279 you think that? 497 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,820 I'm just a poor, innocent victim of an alien society. 498 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,240 Please help me. 499 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,960 Can't we do anything? 500 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,920 It's hard enough being a kid once, and it wouldn't be fair for Dr. Smith to 501 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,040 to go through it all twice. 502 00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:52,120 You know, we've got to do something, Don. We can't leave him like that. Yeah, 503 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,120 know what you mean. 504 00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:55,960 Smith, as an adult, was unbearable. As a nine -year -old, he'd be impossible. 505 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:02,800 Robot, tell your patient that we'll consider letting you treat him, provided 506 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,180 returns Dr. Smith back to normal. 507 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,060 My patient says that you must treat him first. 508 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,240 Then, when he is healthy again, he will consider time -spanning Dr. Smith back 509 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,240 to his real age. 510 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,840 That's not acceptable. He also says that unless you allow me to treat him within 511 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,120 the next two minutes, he still has enough strength left to destroy us all. 512 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,360 Does he? 513 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,480 Yes, he does. 514 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,020 Well, you've heard the ultimatum. 515 00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:35,700 We don't have any choice, do we? 516 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,220 We can't disconnect enough of his wires and springs to neutralize him. 517 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:42,840 Wait. What side are you on anyway, robot? 518 00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:51,660 He also wishes to remind you that his timing mechanism is still quite 519 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:57,840 functional. And you now only have a minute and a half to obey his orders or 520 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,840 destroyed. Well, then tell him again just how it is. 521 00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:05,480 Tell him that we'll let you treat him after he's returned Dr. Smith to normal 522 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,560 and after he's secured a safe passage out of here. Tell him that! 523 00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:12,660 Oh, he'll never agree. 524 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,360 Never. We'll all be destroyed right here. 525 00:44:15,850 --> 00:44:19,790 And me, such a wonderful little boy with a brilliant future ahead of me. 526 00:44:20,230 --> 00:44:21,690 Maybe he won't, Dr. Smith. 527 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:22,930 Maybe he won't. 528 00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:24,910 He'll destroy us. I know he will. 529 00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:28,530 There's less than a minute remaining. In just a few seconds, there'll be nothing 530 00:44:28,530 --> 00:44:31,010 left of me but a pleasant memory. 531 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:34,210 My patient has agreed. 532 00:44:34,490 --> 00:44:38,550 He will reform in all ways if you will only let me bring him back to full 533 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:39,550 and vigor. 534 00:44:39,670 --> 00:44:41,150 Stand over there, child. 535 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,020 Thank heavens it's me again. What a frightful experience. 536 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,380 And it's all your fault. 537 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,820 All right, robot. 538 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:58,800 Take care of your patients. 539 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,100 Stay well, sir. 540 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,180 Just you. 541 00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:25,620 I know they wanted you to stay there, Robot. 542 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,160 And I just want to say that I'm glad you decided to come back with us. Because I 543 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:30,959 would have missed you. 544 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,900 And I would have missed you, Will Robinson. 545 00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:35,140 It was a tempting offer, though. 546 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:38,420 They would have sent me up in my own planetary research hospital. 547 00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:43,820 Just think, if my research was successful, there might never again be 548 00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:47,320 case of rusted parts or sprung springs in all the universe. 549 00:46:49,780 --> 00:46:51,720 My patient, he is sick again. 550 00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:13,070 running a temperature, merely a routine symptom of the post -operative 551 00:47:13,070 --> 00:47:14,430 recuperation period.